Just Some Silly Stuff to Make You  Laugh.

 How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? 

Unique Up On It.

 How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? 

Tame Way.

 How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? 

They Take The Psychopath

 How Do You Get Holy Water? 

You Boil The Hell Out Of It

 What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

 What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

 What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick

 What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

 What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

 What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? 

Quatro Cinco.

 What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? 

Spoiled Milk.

 What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman
With a Vampire? 

Frostbite.

 What Lies At T he Bottom Of The Ocean
And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

 What's The Difference Between Roast Beef
And Pea Soup? 

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

 Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

 Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? 

Because They Have Big Fingers.

 Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

 What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

 Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? 

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.

 What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer
And a Bad Skydiver? 

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.