Funny Signs That You May Have Seen Around!

We don’t think they meant to be funny, but that’s the way they turned out!

Massachusetts:
“Entrance Only, Do Not Enter!”

At a Burger King:
“Now Hiring Losers.”

At a railroad station:
“Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.”

At a safari park:
“Elephants Please stay in our car!”

On the door of a photographer’s office:
“Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also.”

In an office:
“Would the person who took the step ladder please return it,
or further steps will be taken.”

In a store:
“Bargain Basement Upstairs”

In the newspaper:
“Auction Sunday- New and used food”

Next to a traffic light:
“This light never turns green.”

At a McDonalds:
“Drive-thru parking only”

And Just When You Think You've Seen It All...MORE Silly Laws!

Winchester, MA:Tightrope walking is illegal here unless you are in church.

Carmel, CA: It’s against the law for a woman to take a bath in a business office.

Lubbock, TX: It’s illegal to sleep in a garbage can.

Los Angeles, CA: It’s against the law to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub.

Roanoke, VA: It’s illegal to advertise on tombstones.

South Bend, IN: It’s against the law to make a monkey smoke.

Oxford, OH: A woman may not remove her clothing while standing in front of a picture of a man.

Tennessee: It’s illegal to drive a care while you are asleep.

Wisconsin: It’s against the law to feed margarine instead of real butter to prisoners.

California: It’s illegal to peel an orange in your hotel room.

South Dakota: Don’t fall asleep in a cheese factory, or you could be arrested.

Garfield County, MT: It’s illegal to draw funny faces on window shades.

Kentucky: Anyone who comes face to face with a cow on the road, must remove their hat.

Hartford, CN: It’s illegal to walk across the street on your hands.

Hawaii: It’s illegal to put coins in your ears.