RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
SCHOOL TAXPAYERS REVOLTING
CITY WANTS DEAD TO PAY FOR CLEANUP
AREA MAN WINS AWARD FOR NUCLEAR ACCIDENT
INTERNATIONAL SCIENTIFIC GROUP ELECTS BIMBO AS ITS CHAIRMAN
STORM DELAYED BY BAD WEATHER
LEGISLATORS TAX BRAINS TO CUT DEFICIT
DEAD GUITARIST NOW SLIMMER AND TRIMMER
STUDY FINDS SEX, PREGNANCY LINK
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING
LIVING TOGETHER LINKED TO DIVORCE
LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH
MAN SHOT TWICE IN HEAD, GETS MAD
TEACHER DIES; BOARD ACCEPTS HIS RESIGNATION