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You know a lot of laws already. The
law of gravity, the law of physics, the law of the
land, even the Laws of Justice.
Well, here is a list of the laws we
all knew existed, but now we have it in writting.
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GENERAL LAWS (THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY )
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Law of
Mechanical Repair nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.. |
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Law
of Gravity |
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Law
of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. |
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Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. |
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Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. |
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Variation Law If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). |
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Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. |
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Law
of
Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. |
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When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. |
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. |
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Law
of the Theatre
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. |
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The
Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. |
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Murphy's
Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. |
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Law
of
Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. |
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Brown's
Law of Physical
Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly. |
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Wilson
's Law of
Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. |
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Doctors'
Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. |
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Law
of
Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. |
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